Crazy Nurse Escapades

the rants/raves from a new nurse in the ED
idledancer:

SPEED NURSING: Things Nurses Could do with Safer Staff Ratios

January 3, 2013

IdleThoughts from an idealist.


1. Catch subtle symptoms before they progress to an RRT or Cardiac Arrest
2. Be  able to spend more time with patients, so they don’t feel neglected, and heck; maybe even bring up the scores on the patient satisfaction surveys
3. Answer call bells promptly
4. Be able to round on patients a lot more, potentially preventing more patients from falling.
5. Be able to pee more frequently than once a shift (if that)
6. Be able to eat on breaks at leisure, and not suffer reflux from shoveling food down so fast just to get back out on the floor
7. Be marginally more friendly, from lack of stress, or time to actually socialize a little with the people you spend many of your waking hours with.
8.  Maybe help out other nurses when they have one difficult patient, rather than numerous patients in a district of insanity
9. Have a charge nurse without patients of their own, so they can assist in districts that really need it.
10. Have a less sore back from the increased and arduous work, and maybe get home at a decent time
10.5 Interpret the not-so-obvious lab values, radiology, and rather than “speed nursing,” spend more time utilizing the critical thinking process  and maybe save a life

….list is endless…..

idledancer:

SPEED NURSING: Things Nurses Could do with Safer Staff Ratios

January 3, 2013

IdleThoughts from an idealist.

1. Catch subtle symptoms before they progress to an RRT or Cardiac Arrest

2. Be  able to spend more time with patients, so they don’t feel neglected, and heck; maybe even bring up the scores on the patient satisfaction surveys

3. Answer call bells promptly

4. Be able to round on patients a lot more, potentially preventing more patients from falling.

5. Be able to pee more frequently than once a shift (if that)

6. Be able to eat on breaks at leisure, and not suffer reflux from shoveling food down so fast just to get back out on the floor

7. Be marginally more friendly, from lack of stress, or time to actually socialize a little with the people you spend many of your waking hours with.

8.  Maybe help out other nurses when they have one difficult patient, rather than numerous patients in a district of insanity

9. Have a charge nurse without patients of their own, so they can assist in districts that really need it.

10. Have a less sore back from the increased and arduous work, and maybe get home at a decent time

10.5 Interpret the not-so-obvious lab values, radiology, and rather than “speed nursing,” spend more time utilizing the critical thinking process  and maybe save a life

….list is endless…..

(via adenosinetriesphosphate)

Wayfaring MD: Just coded a terminal cancer patient.

wayfaringmd:

It was their third time coding today. Each time they were brought back weaker than before and a little more brain damaged. The family was watching the action through the ICU room window and refused to let us stop.

Y’all, let this be a public service announcement. Breaking your loved one’s ribs,…

freeskywarp:

Someone just sent this to me from facebook and I haven’t seen it on here yet.

25 year old male. Self inflicted knife wound to neck. Transacted trachea and esophagus. Missed carotid, external jugular, and internal jugulars. Cut thyroid artery.

That takes some serious skill.

freeskywarp:

Someone just sent this to me from facebook and I haven’t seen it on here yet.

25 year old male. Self inflicted knife wound to neck. Transacted trachea and esophagus. Missed carotid, external jugular, and internal jugulars. Cut thyroid artery.

That takes some serious skill.

(via nurse-on-duty)

nprglobalhealth:

‘How Will You Respond, When Death Calls Your Name?’

Lisa M. Krieger and Dai Sugano of the San Jose Mercury News tackled this question in a year-long series, The Cost of Dying. 

Photos and Videos by Dai Sugano / San Jose Mercury News.

(via npr)

South Florida is coming together. Job interview. Check ✔
Met awesome realtor looking for places for me ✔
Got some sun ✔
Can not wait to move! Omg! By April I’ll be down there! 😆

The more you know of who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

—Lost in Translation (via somuchsass)

(via quote-book)

Wayfaring MD: Potty Talk

wayfaringmd:

So the other day I was in the ER and there was this patient in a room behind me holding her stomach and yelling “Oh God….Oh Lord….Oh Jesus” every few seconds. She yelled for a solid 30 minutes, yelling for pain medicine, saying something was exploding in her stomach. A nurse came and told me she…