Crazy Nurse Escapades

the rants/raves from a new nurse in the ED

TSK: When you're deaf and demented, you flirt loudly and awkwardly.

  • Cranquis: Hello, Mrs. Atric, how are you today?
  • Mrs. Atric, with Alzheimer's + hard of hearing: *silence*
  • Patient's daughter: Sorry doc, she doesn't have her hearing aids. *yelling* MOM THE DOCTOR SAYS HELLO!
  • Mrs. Atric *yelling*: OH YOU HAVE VERY NICE HAIR YOUNG MAN!
  • Cranquis *yelling*: YOU ARE QUITE THE LOOKER YOURSELF!
  • Mrs. Atric *yelling*: YOU NEED TO GAIN SOME WEIGHT THOUGH, YOU SHOULD COME HOME WITH ME AND I'LL COOK FOR YOU!
  • Cranquis *yelling*: OH DEAR, WHAT WOULD MY WIFE SAY ABOUT THAT?
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  4. thisiswhyshithappens said: So the patient’s the deaf one…does that make Cranquis the demented one?
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